You colored my world and turned it around -Allstar

natnovna:

natnovna:

U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear

this post. …. has made it to the big time … we did it kids … 

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(via funkymarimar)

viva-la-prussia:

how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:

  • i say things that make zero sense
  • i say the random things that come to mind
  • i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
  • i use dumb emoticons 

(Source: aphprussia, via parkingstrange)

e-zekiel:

cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

(Source: heathledgers, via funkymarimar)

veganhealthandfitness:

if you have someone in your life who genuinely cares about how your day went, and listens fully to the fucked up shit that goes on in your mind, and answers your texts or calls you back, and lets you know you’re important to them and/or generally makes you feel cared for, you’re really fucking lucky and i hope you tell this person you appreciate them and i hope if they treat you right and make you feel safe and loved, you hold onto them really tight.

(via littlebantamrooster)

whorville:

[I THINK WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS BUT IM TOO SCARED TO TALK TO YOU]

(via applesausage)

santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

(via greetings)

me to a white person: what's your ethnicity

white person: i'm 1/4 vanilla bean, 2 cups of skim milk, 3 tablespoons of tapioca, 1 teaspoon of corn starch etc

folieadeus:

theyoungbloodchronicles.exe

(via wholetjackdrive)

chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

(Source: snorlaxatives, via tyleroakley)

whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

(via tyleroakley)

baebees:

lanadel-brit:

Some things never change

i for one am i truly shocked that britney still experiences thirst as a fully grown adult

(Source: w-h-o-d-a-t-w-h-o-d-a-t, via parkingstrange)