You colored my world and turned it around -Allstar

africandad:

africanmommy:

africanson:

i fucking hate my dad

and he has a small weewee

image

(via greetings)

biological-warfare:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

(Source: hyclropump, via tyleroakley)

sixpenceee:

guykneecologist:

This.

omfg reblogging till the end of time

(via sea-glass-eyes)

plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

(Source: saintkitten, via greetings)

basketc8se:

tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why

(via luftnarp)

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

(via pectoriloquy)

“I don’t have a fear of commitment. I have a fear of abandonment. We all screw things up. I screw things up, especially with people I love. I get needy, I get moody, I get distant, I want to be close, I get confused. I don’t understand all of it, but I keep pushing because I hope this thing, this universe, there’s no way that I’m the only person out there who wants something this bad, if I want it, someone else out there must too.”
— (via x-erp)

(Source: psych-facts, via wholetjackdrive)

pineappl3:

chris-0k:

oreo and cake batter
ig: chrislol

omg *~*

pineappl3:

chris-0k:

oreo and cake batter

ig: chrislol

omg *~*

(via gabriellemarie07)

Anonymous said: hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:

parkingstrange:

greetings:

omg